Thursday, January 6, 2011

Keeping it alive.

Writing this post as I realised it'll soon be Feb 2011, and a year of keeping my blog inactive makes it worthy of being deleted...
Interesting(to me) point -Since the title of this blog is Nothing Significant, maybe the fact that I didn't write for a whole year contradictorily ( Wow, I tried that put for the first time and it didn't get a red squiggly line under it so I'm assuming its a word) means that there have been significant events transpiring, which is why nothing was worthy of coming under this blog, as what I'm currently writing is ? (Yes, that's a long sentence. )

Talking about writing- the physical act of writing is something I quite enjoy. I mean, the act of taking a pen and letting it flow on a blank paper, making long loopy 'y's and 'g's, making neat commas, making a cursive capital 'A' with a flourish. Putting a triumphant full stop after writing a sentence to satisfaction. ( Hitting the full stop key hard enough to break the keyboard doesn't amount to the same!) The only reason I sometimes write notes in class is for this, for seeing physical blank pages fill with physical writing, for having 'j's going below the line and 'h's above.
(Of course, I still prefer submitting assignments in print, but that's a different issue).

Talking about handwriting brings back memories of school, where it was a huge issue. We'd graduated from the four lined notebooks and practicing pages of Gg and Tt and progressed to writing ten line answers from English lessons, when we had a new teacher who insisted that our writing wasn't 'cursive' enough, and we were back to writing for handwriting's sake. And those were the days when we had prizes at the end of the year for things like handwriting. (And yes, i won it much to the surprise of my mother who always thought it was untidy. )

Talking about English lessons also reminds me of, well English lessons. I had one in Primary School about children in class who spilt somebody's lunch, and the questions would go- Q.Who spilt the water A.Tom spilt the water. Q. Who's water was it? A. It was Bess's water. And that was the reason my parents decided i should change schools.
Ironically, after a lot of good English lessons for the next few years, after Julius Caesar, after unforgettable poems like Strange Meeting and Ode on the Death of a Favourite cat, after analysis of short stories like The Postmaster and War, come IIPUC and we were back to 'What was the name of the cat in the poem I Forget the Name', and 'How many litres of milk did the cow give in a week.'. And if things could get worse, the year after that we had to make lists of homophones and homonyms after a wrong explanation of what both were.
Now, its come to even lesser than that, to random posts once a year, and letters to the principal for whoever requires them. Sigh.


Thursday, December 10, 2009

What happens on boring Tuesdays morning.



A two hour lecture on that one... and what do you expect ?
Pages filled with 'sketches' ( doodles), election symbols for every individual in class, designing christmas stockings with special fireplaces, the less creative 'noughts and crosses' ( no offence meant), and sometimes, valuable poetry.



The Walnut and the Apricot



( In memory of The Walrus and the Carpenter. )
( ah.. those ICSE days. )
( Inspired by the two famous users of the walnut and apricot flavoured cosmetic item respectively)
( Warning, may not sound funny for those who don't know the context)

Again,

The Walnut and the Apricot.



Said the walnut to the apricot,
"Shall we go to the spa?"
Said the apricot to the walnut,
"Sure, as foot size no bar"

So off went the walnut and the apricot,
dressed in purple and pink.
Faces scrubbed and hair combed,
Teeth brushed to the brink.

For seven days and seven nights,
they marched forth courageously.
For they knew that at the end of the journey,
Beauty would smile upon them instantaneously.

On the journey, they encountered,
A maiden, Fair and Lovely. .
She blushed and batted eyelashes at them,
and told them she was lonely.

Asked the duo to the maiden,
"What is the secret to your beauty?
The glowing skin, the radiance..
Is it your facewash, gentle and fruity ?...

Your skin is as fair as fair can get,
Your locks as silken as silk.
Your feet as tiny as Apricot's can get,
Is it because of Strawberry milk ? "

Said the maiden to the duo,
" My beauty cannot match yours,
Your faces, aglow with pink.
I don't know if its the facewash'
But it sure does stink!












Sunday, May 10, 2009

Time.
A masquerader.
Gushing by when begged to slow down,
And trickling when being wished to zoom past.
Deceptively pretending to be stationary.
Misleading pretending to be absent.

The universe on its fingertips...
Every living soul answering its call,
Master of every inanimate object.

Omnipresent, yet ever changing.
Elemental , all encompassing.

Treasured, wasted , Feared, disregarded.
Enjoyed, cursed , savoured , loathed.

Friday, August 1, 2008

Verbiogenesis

It all began one bright sunny summer day after the ordeal called 2nd PUC and CET...
Joblessness being a unique exprerience after a lot of (attempts at) studying, and recently inspired by Douglas Adams' hobby of inventing words for phrases and actions which dont have onw, we decided to too.
Sample this ( from The Deeper Meaning of Liff by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd)

Anderby Steeple (n.)
One who asks you a qucstion with the apparent motive of
wanting to haar your answer,but who cuts short your opcning sentence by leaning forward and stating ' I'll tell you why i ask' and then talking solidly for the next half hour.
Ampus (n.)
A lurid bruise you cant remember getting.
Beppu (n.)
The triumphant slamming shut of a book after reading the final page.


Enough to inspire us. We didnt read the rest of the book but started on our own...
(Alphabetical order was too much effort)
Eleemodementia- The often-occuring situation when you go up to someone with a purposeful air and forget what you wanted to say.Frequentlty occurs during phone conversations as well.
Zeolitrention- Negative optimism,when you want something to happen badly but try not to be optimistic and take a gloomy view of the matter in the hope that it will actually happen.
Psymnatised-Dereiving sadistic pleasure.
Quaffrintia -English equivalent of kannada Kobbu. (words like 'nerve' didnt sound expressive enough)
Ephluviated- Feeling of mastery after a task such as making up a word.
Vole`me- A vague reason.
Ptolemia- When you're really tired n sleept but cant sleep, or really hungry and the food is right there but cant eat for Vole'me.
Kank- Something that is an insult to intelligence.
Quarliscent- Something painfully obvious.
Frizzlentia- Beyond bugging.
Carestraining- Conversation when both know that the other is joking but carry on the conversation with wild exaggerations,neither caring to be the forst one to start talking sense..The exact meaning will only be known on personal experience.
Extrabeheadificating - Something disappointing to the pint of wanting to rip the other person(s)'s head(s) off.
Kaantentulated- Extreme shock and surprise expressed at an event in the nature of a certain person dancing for 'Kaanta laga' on stage.
Vicilaggerate-The exact opposite of exaggerated.
Aflaxophonia-Vicilaggerating under circumstances of having too much but it not being enough.( Derevied from the situation of P having only 3 phones... )
Saune- Greedily eyeing something.
Dondilimed-Negatively surprise and equivalent to saying 'Why on earth or anywhere else would you or anyone else do something of that nature?!'
Paranymphoteration -The art of doing innovative things such as this but whoch people fail to appreciate and instead think we're developing insanity. Leads to extrabeheadification.

A masterly sentence by Ad- I CARE to deny Ar's statements for I think she has too much quaffrintia herself!! And I must say that I'm kaantentulated that she denies being involved in carestraining!! Now, is that quaffrintia or what!!! I'm too eniggerated!! Give me a moment before I start fuming....!

I appeal to the other makers to decipher these words,the meanings of which i have forgotten,
Pacadacadania
Eniggerated
and also to add on the unmentioned words in the comments section.
Cheers!




Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Calvinisms- Priceless!

These make my day anytime i read them... i repeat-priceless!



"If people could put rainbows in zoos, they'd do it."

"There is never enough time to do all the nothing you want".

Mom: What would make you DO something like this??Calvin: Poor genetic material!

"Life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron who's got an idea how I ought to be."”I agree. What about you? “

Calvin to Hobbes: The surest sign that Intelligent Life exists is it hasn't tried to contact us.

Calvin's Dad: The best way to enjoy your job is to have a hobby thats even worse.

C: I've been thinking, Hobbes.H: On a weekend?C: Well, it wasn't on purpose...

"The thing about life is its never so bad that it cant get worse"

Calvin: I want the last piece of pie! Don't divide it up! Give it all to me!Calvin's mom: Don't be selfish, Calvin.Calvin: So the real message here is 'be dishonest'?

“You know how Einstein got bad grades as a kid? Well, mine are even worse! “

"Do I need a reason for everything?"

'I don't want to be victimized by the notions of virtuous behavior'

"Mothers are the necessity of invention"

Calvin : "Me Tarzan, king of Jungle"Susie : "Nice underpants, does your mom know you’re over here like this"Calvin : (while going back frustrated) "i don’t think jane EVER said that to Tarzan"

Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words!

“If ignorance is bliss, this lesson would appear to be a deliberate attempt on your part to deprive me of happiness, the pursuit of which is my unalienable right according to the declaration of independence. I therefore assert my patriotic prerogative not to know this material. I'll be out in the playground”

“Every day of my life I’m forced to add another name in the list of people that piss me off".

“I let my mind wander and it didn't come back"

"Reality continues to ruin my life..."

C to Susie " Go play in a microwave"

C: Mom, can I have another plate?M: Why?C: Well, somebody just puked on mine.

“I wish I was dead....well no, not really. I wish everyone ELSE was dead. “

Calvin to Hobbes: I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me

“People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children. “
“Weekends don't count unless you spendthem doing something completely pointless.”

“Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.”

"I know that life is unfair but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?"!!

Mum: Someday I hope you have a kid that puts you through what I've gone through. Calvin: Yeah, Grandma says that's what she used to tell you.
“I liked things better when I didn't understand them. “
Calvin: I've got an idea, Dad. Maybe I'd get better grades if you offered me $1 for every "D", $5 for every "C". $10 for every "B", and $50 for every "A"! Dad: I'm not going to bribe you Calvin, you should apply yourself for your own good. Calvin: Rats. I thought I could make an easy four bucks.
Calvin's science assignmentIf I were a scientist, I would invent a time machine, go to yesterday and then directly to tomorrow, so that I can skip this stupid assignment.

Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.

If you couldn't find any weirdness, maybe we'll just have to make some!"

"If u feel like doing some work....sit down and wait until the feeling goes away"

Calvin: You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.Hobbes: What mood is that?Calvin: Last-minute panic.

“There is an inverse relationship between how good something is for you and how much fun it is!

Calvin’s mom: Who wrote, “help I'm a bug" on my letter to grandma?Calvin: Evidently some bug, how strange.

The problem with people is that they're only HUMAN.

"You know what's weird, I don't remember much of anything until I was 3 years old"


Calvin to mom (middle of the night)” do you think love is just a biochemical reaction designed to make sure genes get passed on??
Mom
-whatever it is its what’s keeping me from strangling you now..

Nothing helps a bad mood more than spreading it....

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Shamelessly aimless..true spirit of a holiday

One thing I succeed in unfailingly.
Plans for room-cleaning, sheet organising, trying my hand in the kitchen.. all take a nice comfortable backseat once the holiday actually comes. A computer in the room, a book in my hand, some source of music.. why bother about anything else?
Since this is not about anything in particular, i might as well talk about spelling mistakes.
Insanely silly ones I find a final year student of a professional course making- bacement.
An entire slide show with each slide containing the word isle, which is supposed to mean a passageway between sections of seats, as in a church.
I recently however made the most glorious spelling mistake in the galaxy. While taking down notes on requirements of a living room- Seating area, circulation, a TW... TW! Had I written 'teevee' it could be more forgivable. This is one spelling mistake which if anyone beats in a million years, I have promised my friend I would eat her orange bag with the attached numerous keychains.

I repeat-nothing significant.

So.
I have finally resorted to blogging. Why I really cannot say. The result of an long,not so patient wait for life to take an exciting turn of events?
Really, just when you think-'Life cannot get more boring', it suddenly does. The phases of thinking ' Life is good after all' are after all just phases. These rush past like a gust of strong wind leaving you back in square one so speedily that you wonder why it took the trouble to make an entry.
Life has been steadily uneventful. Unless you count the latest 'projects' at college as events.Day after day of aligning and fixing sheets, formatting them,and starting to draft with an eye on the watch whose second hand has to traverse 360 x 3 degrees (and in one case, x 4)for the class to get over.Though drafting sometimes seems infinitely more interesting when compared to a class which involves cutting shapes on paper to make icosohedrons and pouring POP into crude moulds.3 hours again. Why.